Meh. Take me back to the comics.		About the Cartoonist Jason Beattie is an Amish Luddite technophobe, who has created a Web site only because his captors forced him to do so. When he is not busy cartooning, he enjoys gambling on greased-monkey fighting, gluing together pages of library books, and pathologically lying about his pastimes. At left, Mr. Beattie can be seen lovingly tending to "Fluffy", one of many exotic pets that wander about the vast Beattie estate. If you would prefer non-made-up information about the author (I don't see why you would), then please check out his home page. If you just want Jason's comics and not all that other boring crap, try here.